do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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