We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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