I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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