just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
