I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
