Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I think my vagina is haunted
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
