he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I could fuck to npr.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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