so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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