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  so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She's like the pied piper of lesbians.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  ...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.

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• (530): View more from California

  Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.

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