it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"