Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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