i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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