White coat. Heels.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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