Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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