he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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