dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
