So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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