Me. At least after what I've been through.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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