just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
