Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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