Non-Jews are for practice
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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