"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
