that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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