if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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