Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i love accidental penises.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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