Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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