Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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