Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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