We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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