I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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