i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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