Someone shit on the floor
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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