whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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