I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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