If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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