Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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