would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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