i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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