Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
40s are totally the cure
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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