I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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