her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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