it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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