Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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