i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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