if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize