paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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