Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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