Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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