how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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