Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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