So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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