I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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