just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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