We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He felt like a one man threesome
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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