I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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