big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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