The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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