she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
