You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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