if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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