Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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