I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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